Mrs Doyle: Who’s for writing?
Father Jack: Writing? FECK!
Father Ted: I’m fine, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: You won’t write today?
Father Ted: No thanks, Mrs Doyle, honestly, I don't want to write.
Mrs Doyle: Are you sure now? You've got your computer on.
Father Ted: No, I’m not in the mood, thanks.
Mrs Doyle: All right, so. Ahh go on, would you not write one word?
Father Ted: No, thanks Mrs Doyle, I’m fine.
Mrs Doyle: Just one little word. Go on, write one!
Father Ted: No, really.
Mrs Doyle: I’ll tell you what, father...
Father Ted: Seriously!!!
Mrs Doyle: I’ll open your document anyway and you can write in it if you want. Now, Father Jack, what do you say to writing?
Father Jack: FECK OFF, WRITING!
A tribute to the show, Father Ted