Old Spice and Rainbows

 “Hello, readers, take a moment to open up a blank page, now look at a book, now back to your page, now back to the book. Sadly, your page is not a book, but if you stopped thinking about writing and switched to actually writing, you could write one. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the writer you could write like. What’s in your hand, look at the writer. They have it, it’s a manuscript about that thing you love. Look again, the manuscript is now chocolate bars. Anything is possible when you start writing and stop procrastinating. I’m on a unicorn, and it farts rainbows.”